Application forms are now officially open for a female friend 🙏🙏

Requirements are very simple:

Must enjoy sending random reels with zero context.

Must not disappear for 3–5 business days after saying "brb".

Must be able to tolerate my daily dose of nonsense and unnecessary yapping.

Should be willing to judge people with me from a safe distance.

Bonus points if you laugh at terrible jokes instead of reporting them to the authorities.


What I offer:

Unlimited memes.

Fast replies (unless I'm sleeping or pretending to study).

Free emotional support during exams.

Random motivation speeches at 2 AM.

A professional listener for all your tea, drama, and life updates.


To be clear, this is not a girlfriend application. I am simply looking for a female bestie or a friend who can bully me respectfully, steal my fries, call me an idiot when necessary, and occasionally ask, "Have you eaten?" before disappearing into the void again.

Thank you for your time and consideration. I hope my application reaches the right HR 🥱🥱